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Kaff Bar, Brixton
6/9/2013 8:04:06 AM
Yesterday, we wents to Kaff Bar in Brixton and founds it to sucks.  The bar is oks as far as interior design goes, and they serves £3 cocktails (which in London is the equivalents ofs finding a pot of gold under a rainbow), buts the bar staffs are quites rude and their Mojitos tastes artificial and quites gross.  We ordereds a Mojito and a Brixton Mule, which tasted almosts identical, such was the quantity of squeezy-bottle-like lime flavour). We are nots fans.
UK weather
5/24/2013 6:56:22 PM
This week, we has beens noticing how much the weather sucks. Today, for examples, it is colds and raining. We wants to wears our summer shoes on each of our eights legs, and we are alsos longings to wears our linen outfits. Where ares you sun? Hurrys up and puts your hat on... IT IS TIMES TO SHINES!



Livings withouts a dishwasher
5/19/2013 9:47:02 PM
Evens with eight arms each, we are findings it increasinglys difficults to lives without a dishwasher... We loves to cooks, but the dishes just takes so much time! We are sufferings from majors octofrustrations...


The way Frontline smells
5/14/2013 12:29:47 PM
We useds Frontline ons our kitten this week, and we are completely repulseds by the way it smells.  If any one else has useds a more pleasants flea product on their kitten/cat, we are VERYS interesteds in using somethings else next time...



Peoples who drive/cycle across zebra crossings whens you are walkings on them
5/13/2013 7:07:13 AM
Octopods finds that some zebra crossings are particularlies dangerous for this reason and does not want to lose a tenticle.  STOPS IT.


Medieval Banquet (St Katherine's Dock)
5/6/2013 8:28:29 AM
This weeks we wents to the Medieval Banquet in St Katherine's Dock.  The venue was oks (vaulted dungeon feel) and the entertainment was fairlys entertaining... but the food seriouslys SUCKS...

Starter: terribles soup (we are stills not sure what kind)
Next course: terribles cold meat (pate particularly unappetisings)
Main: chicken with veg (just about edibles, but chicken is serveds in what looks likes a cauldron)
Pudding: apple pie (makes Mr. Kipling look likes he deserves a michelin star)



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